Hanging high

I think this is not a good news for us(students)
Normally we tap our card for our attendance instead of sign attendance!
But i heard other lecturer said SIM going to change to ''thumb print'' system!!
High Tech sia!! For what man!! Fulamak

Sometimes we lazy to go to school can ask our friend to tap card for us!
But if thumb print,
thats mean we must die die go to school what!
Unless u chop off your thumb to yr friend....haha
We are private school leh,
This school is too much,
take our money to spend at this stupid system!tsk tsk tsk
I hope i can graduate at September ,
otherwise, nxt time die die must come to school!!
CHOI!!!!! TOUCH WOOD!!!!

Today yong ming taught us Macroeconomics
A lot of jokes for today~~haha

This evening,
Jonathan and his two friends,
going to say hi to Miss Jeanie(previous micro lecturer)
Jonathan ask yong ming whether wanna meet her wife (Jeanie)
coz YM really admire her,
but he refused it! so shy wor!!
-------Here comes the point------
When they came back,
Jonathan said she wanna date her after exam


Whoa!
When i heard ''DATE'' this word,
I thought of this phrase
ME: Jonathan, why u 小牛吃老草???!!!
normally is 老牛吃嫩草one!!!
Special wor~~
We all laugh like hell!!!
Angel and i are the one who laugh the loudest!!
Really cannot tahan!!!
Amanda you missed it!!!oh~~

Normally ppl ''old cow eat young grass''
That means old man likes those young pretty girls
But Jonathan was so so special,
He likes ''small cow eat old grass''
Young boy likes old lady!!!haha
Oh my god!!

I told Jonathan,
why u dont know chinese??!!!
Because Chinese is an interesting Language!
One simple phrase means really a lot~~
Seriously, ppl if you dont know Chinese at all,
You all should go to learn it,
Even more & more Ang moh go to learn Chinese~

Consumer surplus=贪小便宜=like Jonathan!!
Amanda said it~~
hahahaha....we will rmb this term because of him!
Thanks a lot~~lols

Jonathan,just kidding ah!!
Tommorow dont say:
'''Crystal 你太过分了!!!'''
Chill la~~Dont be so serious~~


Today drank two cans of Coffee~
When i get on the bus,
i told Adela that i really feel like vomit!!
I think is because of the coffee...
When i reached home,
i forced myself to vomit,
Used my finger to dick out~~~Aweeyoweh
( all coffee came out) disgusting man!! Imagine it~~ Eeuu!!
The reason i drank so much was to make me awake,
but here comes the side effect~
My head is very dizzy now....
Some more didnt eat my dinner!
Hungry + Head dizzy

You see la,
Cant manage to study already!!
No more nxt time for me~~OH!!!!